Ladies and gentlemen of the blogosphere, this is what happens when cute woodland creatures discover the tastiness of Iowa. Well, of Iowa pumpkins at any rate. The "WA" is still fine, but the "IO" has been expunged from this world by what are certainly a horde of Mutant Ninja Nazi Squirrels from Beneath the College Campus. (there is only one person who reads this who will get that reference)
I think what I love the most are the pumpkin shavings that lie still on the ground as mute evidence of their butchery adjacent to the now-removed votive candle shell. Seriously!? They removed the metal shell but left the candle inside? These are professionals!
Conveniently, you do live close to a college campus. Ah, the dangers of such an arrangement! Oh, and the squirrels are not mutant ninja nazis, they are nazi ninjas only. I wish I could find where I put that game.
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